1. If ya’ ain’t got nothin nice, useful or relevant to say then shut yer dang yapper.
2. Is social media really as hard as you make it? Be a friend to get a friend. Speak when spoken to otherwise sit there, smile, be kind and don’t fart while on video!
3. First off, what happened with the Facebook IPO? I could have told ya’ that from the start. We don’t need no financial guru to tell us it’s over valued. Uncle Charlie called that one a year ago. He’s a smart chicken.
4. I’m not sayin’ Zuckerbird isn’t smart. I’m just sayin’ there are a few smarter chickens.
5. Yes, I sometimes call him Zuckerbird. It’s not a typo.
6. How are all them purchased followers workin’ out for ya’? Ya’ can’t buy real friends. They can only be earned via the heart.
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